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You said you could run the city better than those clowns doing it now: Here’s your chance

May 21st, 2012 · 12 Comments

The official posting for the general manager of planning and development: http://vancouver.ca/humanresources/jobs/pdf/GMPlanningDevelopment.pdf

Capitalizing on its success in hosting the 2010 Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games,
Vancouver has firmly established its reputation as one of the world’s most liveable
cities. That reputation reflects, in large measure, Vancouver’s exceptional
achievements in urban planning and design, achievements in addressing the
homelessness challenge and aggressive pursuit of its goal to become the Greenest City in
the world by 2020. Looking into the future, dynamic and committed leadership will be
an essential contributor to Vancouver’s continued renown as a City that cares about its
people, the environment and opportunities for economic prosperity.
This role presents a unique opportunity to lead the City of Vancouver’s planning and
development services functions. Reporting to the City Manager and working closely with
the Mayor and City Council, the General Manager, Planning and Development is a
member of the City’s executive team and shares responsibility for overall stewardship of
the corporate strategic plan. The role will also encompass the statutory responsibilities
of the Director of Planning.
Advancing bold objectives for sustainability, liveability and affordability, and working
within the regional context, the ideal candidate will have the proven capacity to lead
high-profile, complex projects. Collaboration, both within the City organization and
with a wide range of external stakeholders, will be fundamental to your success. You
also bring strong business acumen and change management capabilities to deliver on a
mandate for transformation of the processes and technologies supporting the City’s
primary revenue-generating business.
Along with your relevant subject matter expertise and record of executive-level
accomplishment, your inspiring leadership style, relationship skills and ability to thrive
in a rapidly-evolving environment will serve you well in this extraordinary role.
A competitive compensation package will be provided including an attractive salary and
excellent benefits.
Please provide a cover letter and resume in confidence by June 15
th
, 2012 to:
Paul Mochrie General Manager, Human Resources, [email protected]

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  • jesse

    Ah but for me to be successful, it requires the clowns to vacate first.

  • F.H.Leghorn

    OK Kemble, time, I say time to put up or shut up.

  • Roger Kemble

    Along with your relevant subject matter expertise and record of executive-level
accomplishment (‘s please), your inspiring leadership style (I got lotas that!), relationship skills (ummmm) and ability to thrive
in a . . . ”

    Jeeeez F.H.L @ #2 . . . “time to put up or shut up. ” . . .

    My major draw back: I have difficulty obeying!

    Furthermore . . .

    My “record of executive level accomplishment” would require a “ competitive compensation package . . .” that would push the city’s rapidly-evolving environment into processing thru Iona Island.

    Would that include a kilt allowance BTW? I desperately need to be on an even footing with the CEO!

    What “jesse @ # 1 me another clown? NOT!

    Strewth, the flack is in high dudgeon on this one.

  • That’ll be the day

    Kemble? Ha! He still uses Comic Sans font on his website. ‘Nuff said.

  • Max

    Suggestion to any candidates applying for this job: Consider the life span of previous highly qualified and talented DOP’s and the reasons surrounding their respective and untimely departures.

    Are you ready to suck up to all of Vision’s developer donors let alone deal with Ballem? With some career choices, there is never enough money.

  • Glissando Remmy

    Thought of The Day

    “In only three short years, Penny Ballem, Gregor Robertson and Vancouver Vision have managed to make City Hall become a major Venue on the Just-For-Laughs Comedy Circuit! They finally put Vancouver… on the Map”

    Few months ago, Sean Antrim suggested I should apply for the job.

    I said to him:

    “Of course, I could but… in order to apply for the Job:

    1. One would have to be Completely Unqualified;

    2. Be Part Of the Inner Hollyhock Cult;

    3. Have No Balls;

    4. Be either Deaf/Blind/Mute, or All…

    And… I’m Failing 1, 2, 3, 4!”

    Also, what jesse #1 said.
    Nuff!

    We live in Vancouver and this keeps us busy

  • Michelle S of Mt Pleasant

    Why bother, Gregor has someone already picked out, yet another yes man or woman, this ad is merely window dressing to make it look all “legal n stuff”.

    Nuff said.

  • Rick

    I hereby annouce my candidacy, and pledge that I can be bribed, will be beholden to my contributors, and will adhere to a standard of design and quality no less pathetic than what we have now.

    I am fully qualified to nod my head politely, say weighty but meaningless things, and invent new catchphrases and buzzwords on a monthly basis. I promise to listen to everyone, but ignore it completely if something more interesting comes along.

  • Mira

    “In only three short years, Penny Ballem, Gregor Robertson and Vancouver Vision have managed to make City Hall become a major Venue on the Just-For-Laughs Comedy Circuit! They finally put Vancouver… on the Map”
    Glissando Remmy #6

    Nuff said for me too!

  • Michelle

    Filler post from Frances.
    I agree with all posts. It’s all a joke.
    Nuff said.
    🙂

  • Raingurl

    Nice! First things first. Run the drug dealers out of Dodge. Next item on the agenda….REHAB FACILITIES! Next………Pantages clean up! NEXT! Get the damned garbage off Hastings between Carroll and Main. GROSS! RATS! LET’S GET THOSE RATS! OK, where’s my office! Someone get me the keys to the bulldozer, there’s a new kid in town!

  • Raingurl

    OH, and one more thing…………..WE ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY! With the DTES the way it is we’ve become the most disgusting punch line of a lot of jokes………….clean it up, get it done. Stop pussyfooting around the VANDU and whatever else community organization advocates for people smoking crack and shooting up on the CITY streets!